We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by super nerds! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your junkie cousin and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family