We wish you a Cool Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent First with your creepy Uncle Frank and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family