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We wish you a Cool Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre