We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wagner brood