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We wish you a Special Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by super nerds! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and casually racist family!

Love,

The Wagner brood