We wish you a Rockin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are driving the tractor and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Jubilant Hogmanay with your sideshow freaks and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wee Byre