We wish you a Commercially-Successful Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your friends and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!