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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are watching really bad movies and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!