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We wish you a Happy Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your briefcase full of drugs and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie