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We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are driving the tractor and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Groovy First with your cheap booze and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family