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We wish you a Jubilant Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Night with your dramatic outbursts and evil coven!

Love,

The Wee Byre