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We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy Hogmanay with your questionable herbal supplements and mutant psychos!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!