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We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by Tyler! This year, we are driving the tractor and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy Hogmanay with your friends and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!