We wish you a Special Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by super nerds! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood