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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by Tyler! This year, we are watching really bad movies and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family