We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent New Year with your family and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wee Byre