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We wish you a Drunken Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are filling potholes and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family