We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by gnomes! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Frantic Hogmanay with your family and dumpster-fire love life!

Love,

The Wee Byre