We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are driving the tractor and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!