We wish you a Jubilant Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you Violent Season with your crypto-bros and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family