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We wish you a Groovy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Season with your creepy Uncle Frank and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family