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We wish you a Groovy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Rockin' First with your mutant psychos and avian familiars!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!