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We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and casually racist family!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!