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We wish you a Rockin' Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Hangover with your creepy Uncle Frank and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!