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We wish you a Merry Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by gnomes! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and busy gardening!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your cheap booze and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family