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We wish you a Jubilant Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are watching really bad movies and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your friends and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie