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We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by super nerds! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent First with your gothic friend 'Raven' and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family