We wish you a Commercially-Successful Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your casually racist family and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!