We wish you a Drunken Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by gnomes! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hogmanay with your dramatic outbursts and sideshow freaks!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie