border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Cool Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by Tyler! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Drunken First with your briefcase full of drugs and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!