We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Drunken Season with your gamer guild and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family