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We wish you a Special Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are driving the tractor and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your D&D group/polycule and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family