We wish you a Merry Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and casually racist family!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!