We wish you a Merry Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Horrible New Year with your gamer guild and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!