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We wish you a Special Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your crypto-bros and reptile menagerie!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie