We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by super nerds! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Happy Hogmanay with your family and clingy cat!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!