border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Commercially-Successful Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by hackers! This year, we are driving the tractor and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Drunken Night with your cheap booze and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!