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We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by hackers! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and cuddling Tilly the cat!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!