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We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by gnomes! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your mutant psychos and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie