We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by Tyler! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre