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We wish you a Special Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Happy Night with your dumpster-fire love life and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family