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We wish you a Merry Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by Tyler! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken Night with your questionable herbal supplements and cheap booze!

Love,

The Wagner brood