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We wish you a Special Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are busy gardening and filling potholes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your questionable herbal supplements and cheap booze!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family