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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are filling potholes and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Drunken Night with your dramatic outbursts and clingy cat!

Love,

The Wagner brood