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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are busy gardening and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your crypto-bros and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wee Byre