We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by monkeys with keyboards! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your crypto-bros and reptile menagerie!

Love,

The Wagner brood