We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your casually racist family and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood