We wish you a Bitchin' Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by gnomes! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy Season with your dumpster-fire love life and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!