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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Crisis!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was created by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your reptile menagerie and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!