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We wish you a Happy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a demented mind! This year, we are watching really bad movies and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Horrible Night with your crypto-bros and gamer guild!

Love,

The Wagner brood