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We wish you a Bitchin' Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your crypto-bros and casually racist family!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!