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We wish you a Bitchin' Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Frantic Season with your cheap booze and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie