We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you Violent Season with your questionable herbal supplements and crypto-bros!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family