border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are hiking the soggy hills and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and avian familiars!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!