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We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by Tyler! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner brood