We wish you a Drunken Yule!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by super nerds! This year, we are mixing cocktails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family