We wish you a Fabulous Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are busy gardening and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Violent Kwanzaa with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wee Byre