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We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Horrible Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family