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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are busy gardening and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your crypto-bros and briefcase full of drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood