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We wish you a Fabulous Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and waiting for nice weather!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your D&D group/polycule and live-in leather gimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood