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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Solstice!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by Tyler! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your casually racist family and gamer guild!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!