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We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and playing video games!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Happy Season with your casually racist family and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

The Wee Byre