We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Groovy Season with your junkie cousin and borderline personality disorder!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!