We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your creepy Uncle Frank and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family