We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by gnomes! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your D&D group/polycule and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood