We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was conjured into existence by hackers! This year, we are staying warm by the fire and driving the tractor!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you Violent Season with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie