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We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, Warrior cats, ...

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and mutant psychos!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family