We wish you a Commercially-Successful Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Drunken Hogmanay with your mutant psychos and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner brood