We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was coded by hackers! This year, we are patching the dry-stone dikes and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your family and crypto-bros!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie