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We wish you a Commercially-Successful Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by Tyler! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Horrible Hogmanay with your questionable herbal supplements and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family