We wish you a Cool Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by hackers! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and upgrading the card's code!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood