We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by super nerds! This year, we are giving our friends sparkly gel nails and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your dumpster-fire love life and D&D group/polycule!

Love,

The Wagner brood