We wish you a Commercially-Successful Kwanzaa!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a demented mind! This year, we are filling potholes and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Happy Season with your briefcase full of drugs and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood