border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Happy Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a mad scientist! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: You will start coughing in 3 days.

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you Violent Good Time with your cheap booze and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family