We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you a Happy First with your suspiciously-underdressed pool boy and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood