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We wish you a Groovy Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a demented mind! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: [Hyperlink Blocked]

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Rockin' Hogmanay with your crypto-bros and evil coven!

Love,

The Wagner brood