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We wish you a Happy Holiday Season!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was manifested by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are constantly cleaning muck out of the dog and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your casually racist family and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family