border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by a mad scientist! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and patching the dry-stone dikes!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I am the snake oil salesman.

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your cheap booze and gothic friend 'Raven'!

Love,

Charlie, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler, Violet
and introducing Tilly the cat!