We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was vibe-coded by a mad scientist! This year, we are playing fetch with Violet the cocker spaniel and pruning the roses!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: ... and then the really fucked up thing is that Starclan showed Rootspring his mate's ghost dying ...

We wish you Violent Good Time with your dumpster-fire love life and mutant psychos!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie