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We wish you a Special Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a drunk raccoon! This year, we are upgrading the card's code and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Still shiny hunting alpha Aegislash (╥﹏╥)

Charlie: I like harpies!!

We wish you a Frantic Hangover with your cheap booze and avian familiars!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family