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We wish you a Jubilant Christmas!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was written by Tyler! This year, we are mowing, trimming, and cutting 5 acres of green things and mixing cocktails!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you a Rockin' Hogmanay with your questionable herbal supplements and suspiciously-underdressed pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood