We wish you a Fabulous Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was handmade on an alarmingly-insecure, 20-year-old PHP codebase by hackers! This year, we are drinking hot cocoa and hiking the soggy hills!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Have I told you about Heisenberg yet?

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your casually racist family and sideshow freaks!

Love,

The Wagner brood