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We wish you a Merry Saturnalia!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was crafted by a mad scientist! This year, we are driving the tractor and watching really bad movies!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Mother Miranda's gonna LOVE you!

Charlie: I can't eat caramel :(

We wish you Violent Hangover with your creepy Uncle Frank and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family