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We wish you a Fabulous Crimmus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was hacked together by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are driving the tractor and keeping Violet out of the pond!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: I really like stick figures

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your live-in leather gimp and evil coven!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Charlie