We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

Welcome to the 21st edition of our card, which was thrown up by a dangerously out-of-control AI! This year, we are cuddling Tilly the cat and participating in the Cat Distribution System!

Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale: Go watch Martin Scorsese's Gonchorov!

Charlie: *Clown horn*

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your briefcase full of drugs and dramatic outbursts!

Love,

The Wagner brood