We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your dumpster fire life and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree