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We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your au pair/mistress and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree