We wish you a Special Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your worthless cryptocurrency and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree