We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your junkie cousin and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree