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We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your family and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree