We wish you a Wicked Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your family and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree