border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and wet bandits!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree