border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your dumpster fire life and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree