We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Drunken Season with your drugs and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree