We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your family and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree