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We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your drugs and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree