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We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your drunk Uncle Carl and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree