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We wish you a Cool Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant First with your mask-nazi germophobes and illegal pet lemurs!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree