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We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your dumpster fire life and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree