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We wish you a Wicked Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Drunken Season with your worthless cryptocurrency and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree