We wish you a Bitchin' Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree