We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your dumpster fire life and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree