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We wish you a Groovy Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Frantic First with your illegal pet lemurs and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree