We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your junkie cousin and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree