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We wish you a Jubilant Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Happy Season with your family and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree