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We wish you a Wicked Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your family and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree