We wish you a Special Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your junkie cousin and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree