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We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Drunken First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree