We wish you a Merry Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your au pair/mistress and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree