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We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your dumpster fire life and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree