We wish you a Groovy Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Happy Hangover with your vaguely racist grandparents and online "friends"!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree