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We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your illegal pet lemurs and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree