We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster fire life and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree