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We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Rockin' New Year with your drunk Uncle Carl and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree