We wish you a Groovy Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your vaguely racist grandparents and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree