We wish you a Drunken Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your taxidermied dog and emo sibling!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree