We wish you a Special Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy First with your junkie cousin and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree