We wish you a Special Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy Season with your mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree