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We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your friends and wet bandits!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree