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We wish you a Merry Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Groovy Hangover with your pool boy and emo sibling!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree