We wish you a Happy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your dumpster fire life and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree