We wish you a Cool Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree