We wish you a Fabulous Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your vaguely racist grandparents and wet bandits!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree