We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your worthless cryptocurrency and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree