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We wish you a Wicked Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster fire life and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree