We wish you a Special Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your illegal pet lemurs and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree