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We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your drugs and emo sibling!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree