border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Fabulous Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your drugs and pool boy!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree