We wish you a Wicked Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your worthless cryptocurrency and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree