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We wish you a Fabulous Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your friends and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree