We wish you a Jubilant Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your au pair/mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree