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We wish you a Wicked Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your family and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree