We wish you a Wicked Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy First with your friends and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree