We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree