We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your drunk Uncle Carl and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree