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We wish you a Special Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy Hangover with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree