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We wish you a Happy Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and pool boy!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree