We wish you a Happy Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster fire life and drugs!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree