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We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree