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We wish you a Cool Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your au pair/mistress and wet bandits!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree