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We wish you a Special Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your dumpster fire life and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree