We wish you a Rockin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and pool boy!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree