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We wish you a Rockin' Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree