We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your junkie cousin and drugs!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree