We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your worthless cryptocurrency and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree