We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant First with your junkie cousin and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree