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We wish you a Wicked Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Drunken First with your family and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree