We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your friends and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree