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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your friends and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree