We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree