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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and pets!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree