We wish you a Wicked Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and giving our friends sparkly gel nails! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Happy First with your mask-nazi germophobes and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree