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We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your drunk Uncle Carl and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree