We wish you a Wicked Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and giving our friends sparkly gel nails! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster fire life and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree