We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!
This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:
Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!
Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!
We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and pool boy!
Love,
The Wagner brood
and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree
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