We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your emo sibling and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree