We wish you a Bitchin' Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Drunken New Year with your mask-nazi germophobes and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree