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We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree