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We wish you a Cool Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your dumpster fire life and online "friends"!


The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree