We wish you a Bitchin' Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree