We wish you a Special Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your au pair/mistress and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree