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We wish you a Groovy Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Boozy Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree