We wish you a Drunken Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your mask-nazi germophobes and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree