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We wish you a Cool Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your illegal pet lemurs and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree