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We wish you a Cool Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' First with your mask-nazi germophobes and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree