We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your worthless cryptocurrency and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree