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We wish you a Special Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' First with your mask-nazi germophobes and wet bandits!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree