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We wish you a Jubilant Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your mask-nazi germophobes and mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree