We wish you a Rockin' Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Good Time with your mask-nazi germophobes and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree