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We wish you a Rockin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant First with your vaguely racist grandparents and drugs!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree