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We wish you a Special Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree