We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree