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We wish you a Wicked Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your dumpster fire life and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree