We wish you a Cool Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree