We wish you a Happy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your illegal pet lemurs and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree