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We wish you a Drunken Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy Good Time with your dumpster fire life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree