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We wish you a Groovy Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Drunken First with your drugs and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree