We wish you a Special Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your worthless cryptocurrency and mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree