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We wish you a Special Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Drunken Hangover with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and illegal pet lemurs!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree