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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering Kwanzaa with your family and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree