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We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy Season with your drugs and mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree