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We wish you a Wicked Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Rockin' First with your junkie cousin and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree