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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your worthless cryptocurrency and pool boy!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree