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We wish you a Fabulous Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your worthless cryptocurrency and pets!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree