We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your dumpster fire life and illegal pet lemurs!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree