border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Happy Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Season with your dumpster fire life and junkie cousin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree