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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Groovy First with your illegal pet lemurs and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree