We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your creepy Uncle Frank and emo sibling!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree