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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Groovy Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree