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We wish you a Wicked Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you an Eye-Watering New Year with your taxidermied dog and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree