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We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Groovy Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree