We wish you a Bitchin' Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree