We wish you a Special Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your illegal pet lemurs and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree