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We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your worthless cryptocurrency and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree