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We wish you a Bitchin' Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree