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We wish you a Rockin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your family and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree