We wish you a Drunken Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your dumpster fire life and pool boy!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree