We wish you a Merry Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your vaguely racist grandparents and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree