We wish you a Fabulous Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Season with your worthless cryptocurrency and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree