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We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your drugs and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree