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We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Happy Season with your mask-nazi germophobes and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree