We wish you a Special Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your mistress and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree