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We wish you a Cool Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're waiting for nice weather and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic Season with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and emo sibling!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree