We wish you a Wicked Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Rockin' Hangover with your dumpster fire life and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree