We wish you a Wicked Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your au pair/mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree