We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Frantic New Year with your pool boy and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree