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We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Groovy New Year with your family and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree