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We wish you a Fabulous Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Frantic Good Time with your drunk Uncle Carl and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree