We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and drugs!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree