We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your mask-nazi germophobes and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree