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We wish you a Rockin' Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Frantic First with your junkie cousin and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree