We wish you a Fabulous Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your drugs and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree