We wish you a Merry Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your worthless cryptocurrency and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree