We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Groovy Season with your vaguely racist grandparents and wet bandits!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree