We wish you a Happy Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your drunk Uncle Carl and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree