We wish you a Groovy Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering First with your creepy Uncle Frank and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree