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We wish you a Special Christmas!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your collection of spores, molds, and fungus and wet bandits!


The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree