We wish you a Rockin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy Hangover with your junkie cousin and mistress!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree