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We wish you a Jubilant Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your mask-nazi germophobes and wet bandits!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree