We wish you a Cool Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Boozy Kwanzaa with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree