We wish you a Merry Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and busy gardening! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree