We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your dumpster fire life and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree