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We wish you a Special Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're staying warm by the fire and mowing SO MUCH grass! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and mistress!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree