We wish you a Special Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Drunken First with your dumpster fire life and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree