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We wish you a Rockin' Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your worthless cryptocurrency and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree