We wish you a Rockin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree