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We wish you a Wicked Yule!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Boozy Hangover with your drugs and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree