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We wish you a Rockin' Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your off-brand OxyContin and wet bandits!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree