We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Jubilant Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and worthless cryptocurrency!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree