We wish you a Happy Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're planting more trees and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your vaguely racist grandparents and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree