We wish you a Happy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Christmas time is pre-lim revision time!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you an Eye-Watering Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree