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We wish you a Special Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're repairing the road and dikes and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa with your family and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree