We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Drunken First with your dumpster fire life and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree