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We wish you a Special Solstice!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Season with your illegal pet lemurs and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree