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We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're drinking hot cocoa and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your family and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree