We wish you a Jubilant Non-Denominational Festival Holiday!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I don't like words!

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Drunken Good Time with your friends and mask-nazi germophobes!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree