We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're busy gardening and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Drunken Hangover with your mask-nazi germophobes and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree