We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Hangover with your junkie cousin and online "friends"!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree