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We wish you a Bitchin' Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and repairing the road and dikes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Drunken Hangover with your illegal pet lemurs and mistress!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree