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We wish you a Bitchin' Hannukah!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're mowing SO MUCH grass and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Good Time with your drugs and pets!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree