We wish you a Happy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant New Year with your dumpster fire life and drugs!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree