We wish you a Merry Crimmus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and planting more trees! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: Rawr XD

We wish you a Rockin' First with your mistress and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree