We wish you a Wicked Kwanzaa!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're trying in vain to tire out the cocker spaniel and giving our friends sparkly gel nails! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your taxidermied dog and off-brand OxyContin!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree