We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Big Cheez-it Energy

We wish you a Happy Good Time with your worthless cryptocurrency and pets!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree