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We wish you a Groovy Festivus!

This marks our fourth Christmas in Scotland and the 18th edition of our card! We're giving our friends sparkly gel nails and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm pissing on the MOON!

Frances says: Banana Man! Na-na-na-na! Banana Man!

We wish you a Boozy Good Time with your drunk Uncle Carl and vaguely racist grandparents!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Swervy Merv, our tree