We wish you a Googley Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your dumpster fire and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree