We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster fire and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree