We wish you a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your reanimated grandparents and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree