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We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your drugs stash and pets!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree