We wish you a Googley Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster fire and pool boy!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree