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We wish you a Googley Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and taxidermied dog!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree