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We wish you a Googley Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your friends and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree