We wish you a Drunken Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and duck of judgement!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree