We wish you a Drunken Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and busy gardening! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Frantic First with your mistress and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree