We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your illegal pet chimp and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree