border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and junkie cousin!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree