border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Drunken Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your reanimated grandparents and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree