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We wish you a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster fire and taxidermied dog!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale, Frances, plus Arielle, Sean, and Richie

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree