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We wish you a Bitchin' Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your taxidermied dog and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree