We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your illegal pet chimp and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree