We wish you a Jubilant Yule!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your pets and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree