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We wish you a Googley Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your drunk Uncle Carl and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree