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We wish you a Googley Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and maintaining our access road! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your junkie cousin and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree