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We wish you a Rockin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your drunk Uncle Carl and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree