We wish you a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your dumpster fire and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wee Byre

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree