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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree