We wish you a Fabulous Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your pets and emo sibling!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree