border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your dumpster fire and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree