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We wish you a Bitchin' Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your pool boy and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree