We wish you a Rockin' Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and drinking hot cocoa! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your family and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree