We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster fire and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree