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We wish you a Jubilant Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're building a sledging ramp for the next snow and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Rockin' Good Time with your dumpster fire and anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree