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We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're playing fetch with Violet and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your taxidermied dog and reanimated grandparents!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree