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We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're making fresh apple juice and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your duck of judgement and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree