border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Jubilant Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your illegal pet chimp and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree