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We wish you a Bitchin' Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your duck of judgement and pets!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree