border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Drunken Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your friends and emo sibling!

Love,

Jamie, Tyler, Pascale & Frances

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree