border Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals Merry Christmas sign

We wish you a Bitchin' Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're learning the bagpipes and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Simply having a wonderful Christmas Tiiiiimmmmeeeee!

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your taxidermied dog and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree