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We wish you a Groovy Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your reanimated grandparents and au pair/mistress!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree