We wish you a Merry Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're automating all the things and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Frantic First with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and collection of spores, molds, and fungus!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree