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We wish you a Drunken Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Groovy Kwanzaa with your mistress and creepy Uncle Frank!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree