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This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your mistress and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree