We wish you a Merry Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and petting the dog! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your dumpster fire and anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree