We wish you a Bitchin' Christmas!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and practicing our new accents! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Zzzzzzz

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Frantic First with your illegal pet chimp and junkie cousin!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree