We wish you a Happy Purchasing Frenzy!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're maintaining our access road and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Boozy New Year with your anti-vaxxer Aunt Arlene and drunk Uncle Carl!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree