We wish you a Merry Holiday Season!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Happy New Year with your drugs stash and pool boy!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree