We wish you a Rockin' Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're staying warm by the fire and playing fetch with Violet! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Happy New Year with your illegal pet chimp and au pair/mistress!

Love,

The new Scots

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree