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We wish you a Drunken Solstice!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're busy gardening and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: I didn't even want to be here today!

We wish you a Eye-Watering Hangover with your family and illegal pet chimp!

Love,

Frances, Pascale, Jamie, Tyler and Violet

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree