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We wish you a Happy Kwanzaa!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're feeding many birds and automating all the things! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: I'm in dreidel debt!

Frances says: The only things that can kill you are scurvy and radiation poisoning!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your duck of judgement and drugs stash!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree