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We wish you a Groovy Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're petting the dog and waiting for nice weather! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Totally not a furry, lol!

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your drunk Uncle Carl and emo sibling!

Love,

The Wagner brood

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree