We wish you a Jubilant Saturnalia!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're maintaining our access road and learning the bagpipes! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Go the fuck to sleep! [HOOOOOONK]

Frances says: Moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins moomins ...

We wish you a Jubilant Season with your dumpster fire and online friends!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree