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We wish you a Merry Festivus (for the Rest of Us)!

This year marks our third Christmas in Scotland. We're drinking hot cocoa and feeding many birds! Here are some thoughts from the kids:

Pascale says: Merly Crimmus

Frances says: Yip yip!

We wish you a Frantic First with your dumpster fire and ill-gotten gains!

Love,

The Wagner-Wilmore family

and introducing Candace Cane, our tree